Thursday, January 21, 2010

Guilt free guy time

"Though we are married, I do my thing, and she does hers," Jon bragged.

Oh sure. You're married but you can go off and do whatever you want, whenever you want to, for as long as you want to, and come home whenever you want to. You don't have to call. You never feel guilty, not even for a single nanosecond.

Point #1 is that that's guy heaven. Point #2 is that it's never going to happen.

Because if you actually did that, you'd get booted out of the house in about 6 weeks, and you'd wind up alone. That would turn out to be not as much fun as it sounds.

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